Okay i got up to check my email after i went to bed for like 5mins just now.
and there's a particular email from a person name Mr Michael Ezeocha.
It was received last friday.
He wrote:
Dearest in Christ,
I am Mr. Michael Ezeocha, and I got your contact on my personal search of
the person I want to will my money to.
Please I willed the sum of Two Million US Dollars to you,that is the only
money left in my account right now.Please,I want you to use this money for
the churches and less privileged.
If you really want to know why I have willed this money to you and you want
this money to be transferred to you please contact the bank manager whose
name and address I will give to you as soon as you reply this mail.
He will help you transfer this money that I have willed to you. Right now
I am in the hospital and i will tell you my story.
Please get back to me through my reliable email
address:mr.michezeoc@yahoo.co.uk
God Bless you.
Michael Ezeocha
My Response:
Dear Michael Ezeocha,
I don't know how to tell you how much it means to me that you want to willed this mind-blowing gift on me, a rich and greedy bastard. I don't really care that you are in the hospital. For all i know they provide nurses for sex to the patient. You must have already be in heaven right now.
For two days I was tempted by your offer but with mixed feelings, and as any dumb retarded low iq person would do , I did a Google search on who the hell is Michael Ezoecha?! . the response was massive! I was like oh dammit, the guy's rich and have sent out like 200+ emails to different people in the world.
SO, BASED ON THE CALCULATOR, YOU HAVE LIKE SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!
FUCK THE 2 MILLION! I WANT THE ENTIRE AMOUNT OF YOUR WEALTH!
Like what i said in the 2 paragraphs before this, I AM A GREEDY PERSON.
I mean you chose me to get 2mDOLLARS. And why cant i get 600mil dollars also?
yes yes i know im being greedy here but britney's latest song kept humming in my head. 'gimme gimme gimme more gimme gimme'
And get the fact right, I'm not a christian. And if you have willed it to me, surely you will know my name and my details.
And guess what Michael, I know where you live. I am actually a terrorist from a group name Al-GotBombed. Just rest assure that you'll die fast and surely unpleasant. Goodday mate. Is the sex going great for u? Remember to use a condom. Minus 10 bucks from my share if you dont have enough money to buy it.
Yours Sincerly,
Jacques
I have stop posting the episodes of prison break season 3 online due to copyright infringement and violating of the company's law.
and HELLO.!
I've been skipping school like for many days already! it won't be long untill I'll get expelled. But i doubt I would be. haha.
I find this really funny, when I'm without a handphone, lots of people are crazy to find me. and when i'm with right now, not a single asshole come searching for me except for that bugger izzat, and my managers.
oh yeah I'm going back to skate.
I dont know why but i just have the FEEL. haha. feel. yeah I feel like skating. so does anyone has any specific related/unrelated personal problem with it?
speaking of skating,I saw syella a couple days back hanging out at cineleisure with some skaters.
I didn't noticed her untill izzat's great memory reminded me that it was syella.
We looked at each other and said nothing, and in the back of my mind was like, ''haha, what an idiot, sit there and do nothing but watch them skate?! oh my god get a life or jump off a building or something.'' and i bet hers was, '' haha, what an asshole. why go to a karaoke when you could sit down here and do nothing while watching these amateurs skaters show off there stunts.?oh man, get a life or go fuck a sheep or something.'' -.-
and i sent her the stupidest msg ever. the message says: was that you on the steps?
and then no reply.
back to reality, my final year project has been brought forward earlier to this coming wednesday!! and what does that means? it means the earlier it is, the more im gonna mess this thing up.!
okay i've decided, im not going to school today, last last. i will go tmr.
Because at long last the mates from Jingga is having a training session. I miss playing soccer and im going to do anything to get back my touch, including skipping school.
I'm so looking forward to zoukout. =)))))))))))))))))))
ciao out.
YP, the resurrection.
